I’M FUCKING SCREAMING OMGGGGGG THE TIME HAS COME FOR THE 90S TO ROMANTICIZED BY NON-90S KIDS FUCK
I feel like a legend.
I am embarrassed for this person
oh my god.
oh my god it’s happening and I am alive for this and this is literally what is going to happen.
No…. no honey……. no…… be happy with your own generation, please. Stop romanticizing mine. It’s flattering, but nooo stop.
"You had to go outside and call round for your friends."
NEIGHBORHOOD FRIENDS: ASSEMBLE!
I mean, I don’t know what you guys are talking about. That’s exactly how it happened.
"People cared more about music than popularity and sex"
Bahahahaha. People have cared more about popularity and sex than music since before music was invented. This is adorable.
Every single Walt Disney World Cast Member is cheering for Germany because they see this massacre to Brazil as revenge for the tour groups torturing them for years.
Only reblogging because I’m a greedy bitch who wants money.
Hey doesn’t hurt to reblog ya knoww and if money is involved….
My mom’s paycheck arrives in 4d days, THIS SHIT WORKKSS
chinese feng shui knows about tumblr ?
OMG I didnt notice until today.I reblogged this and got 10 dollars :D
got to pay for stuff somehow so why not.
haha I got money today!!!
Show me the moneyyyy!
MONEY MONEY MONEYYYYYY!
This happens every six years, except on years where the cycle pushes things a day back and misses the start day. Then it happens 11 years after the last time.
Math is hard.
At the grocery store. Orange juice was available as:
- No Pulp
- With Pulp
- MORE Pulp
- LOADED With Pulp
They did not have the other levels which are, in order of increasing pulpitude:
- Loaded With Even More Pulp
- Extra Loaded With Lots Of Pulp
- Holy Shit, That’s A Lot Of Pulp
- Seriously. There’s A Lot Of Pulp In This Motherfucker.
- Stop Fucking With Me. Who Would Want This Much Pulp?
- I’m Not Fucking With You. There’s So Much God Damned Pulp In This Sumbitch That You Should Forget A Straw Because You’ll Need A Fucking Ladle.
- Screw The Ladle. Get A Carving Knife.
- No Longer Juice. Slightly Damp Pulp.
- An Orange
FUCK this will never not be funny.
I LAUGHED SO HARD
This is still one of my favorite posts on Tumblr ever. I cry every time.
I laughed so hard, my stomach ulcer hurts. Worth it.
My greatest achievement is making the rounds again.
Sure. You’ve had you successes. You’ve raised your children. You’ve contributed to society.
But I wrote the “Fucking Pulp” post on tumblr.
I think we know who’s going to heaven.